Blog Forum Pemuda/I GKPI Mandala Medan

April 28, 2008

Iktisar Cerita Sebelum Dan Sesudah Menikah

Simaklah iktisar cerita seorang Cowok dan Cewek pada saat sebelum mereka menikah :

Cowok : Akhirnya aku sudah menunggu saat ini tiba sejak lama.

Cewek : Apakah kau rela kalau aku pergi ?

Cowok : Tentu tidak…! Dan jangan pernah kau berpikiran seperti itu.

Cewek : Apakah kau mencintai ku ?

Cowok : Tentu…! Dan selamanya akan jadi tetap begitu.

Cewek : Apakah kau pernah selingkuh ?

Cowok : Tidak…! Aku tak akan pernah melakukan hal buruk itu.

Cewek : Maukah kau mencium ku ?

Cowok : Ya…!

Cewek : Oh…! Sayang ku…!

Dan pada saat mereka sudah menikah selama 5 (lima) tahun, maka simaklah iktisar cerita Cowok dan Cewek tadi dengan cara membacanya dari BAWAH ke ATAS.

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Hmm… Semoga anda yang membaca cerita ini tidak menjadi seperti seorang Cowok pada cerita diatas.

March 31, 2008

Surat Cinta Mbak Sum

Surat Cinta Mbak Sum.

Pada suatu ketika Sum, bermaksud memutuskan hubungan dengan kekasihnya seorang bule dari Amerika bernama Robbie.
Akan tetapi dia tak sanggup untuk bertemu muka dengan kekasihnya. Sum menulis surat dengan berbekal pengetahuan bahasa Inggris & kamus tebal.

Hi Robbie, with this letter I want to give know you
( Hai Robbie, bersama surat ini saya ingin memberitahu kamu ).

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
( SAYA INGIN MEMUTUSKAN HUBUNGAN KITA )

I have think this very cook cook.
( Saya telah memikirkan hal ini masak masak ).

I know my love only clap half hand.
( Saya tahu cinta saya hanya bertepuk sebelah tangan ).

Correctly, I have see you go with a woman entertainment at town with my eyes and head myself.
( Sebenarnya, saya telah melihat kamu pergi bersama seorang wanita penghibur di kota dengan mata kepala saya sendiri ).

You always ask apology back back times.
( Kamu selalu minta maaf berulang-ulang kali ).

You eyes drop tears crocodile.
( Matamu mencucurkan airmata buaya ).

You correct correct a man crocodile land.
( Kamu benar-benar seorang lelaki buaya darat ).

My Friend speak you play fire.
( Teman saya bilang kamu bermain api ).

Now I know you correct correct play fire.
( Sekarang saya tahu kamu benar benar bermain api ).

So, I break connection and pull body from love triangle this.
( Jadi, saya putuskan hubungan dan menarik diri dari cinta segitiga ini ).

I know result I pick this very correct, because you love she very big from me.
( Saya tahu keputusan yang saya ambil ini benar, karena kamu mencintai dia lebih besar dari saya ).

But I still will not go far far from here.
( Namun saya tetap tidak akan pergi jauh-jauh dari sini ).

I don’t want you play play with my liver.
( Saya tidak ingin kamu main-main dengan hati saya ).

I have been crying night night until no more eye water thinking about your body.
( Saya menangis bermalam-malam sampai tidak ada lagi airmata memikirkan dirimu ).

I don’t want to sick my liver for two times.
( Saya tidak mau sakit hati untuk kedua kalinya ).

Safe walk, Robbie.
( Selamat jalan, Robbie ).

Girl friend of your liver.
( Kekasih hatimu ).

Note:
This river I forgive you, next river I kill you !
( Kali ini aku maafkan kamu, kali lain kubunuh kau ! ).

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Setelah Robie yang dari Amerika menerima surat Mbak Sum. Dia pun membacanya dengan perlahan.
Tapi apa yang terjadi, si Robie malah binggung baca surat dari Mbak Sum yang perbendaharaan kata Inggrisnya parah.
Kemudian si Robie pun membalas surat Mbak Sum.

Dear Sum
( Kepada Sum ).

Thank you for send me a letter.
( Terima kasih sudah mengirimkan ku sebuah surat ).

But I don’t know what you’re main from you’re letter.
( Tapi saya tidak tahu maksud dari surat mu ).

Please go to English Center to learning English, after you’re really smart to use English language, you can send me a letter again.
( Tolong pergi ke pusat Bahasa Inggris, setelah kamu pintar dalam menggunakan Bahasa Inggris, kamu dapat mengirimkan surat kepada ku sekali lagi ).

You’re English so bad… Robie
( Bahasa Inggris mu payah, Robie ).

Interesting Conversation

An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty. He asks one of his new Christian students to stand and…..

Prof: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof: So you believe in God ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Prof: Is God good ?

Student : Sure.

Prof: Is God all-powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God
didn’t. How is this God good then ? Hmm ? (Student is silent).

Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good ?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Prof: Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From… God…

Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world ?

Student : Yes.

Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And God did make everything. Correct ?

Student : Yes.

Prof: So who created evil ? (Student does not answer).

Prof: Is there sickness ? Immorality ? Hatred ? Ugliness ? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Prof: So, who created them ? (Student has no answer).

Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God ?

Student: No, sir.

Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God ?

Student : No , sir.

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God ? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter ?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Prof: Yet you still believe in Him ?

Student : Yes.

Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son ?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat ?

Prof: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold ?

Prof: Yes.

Student : No sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events).

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have
anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing
as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre).

Student : What about darkness, Professor ? Is there such a thing as darkness ?

Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness ?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light… But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it ? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you ?

Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Prof: Flawed ? Can you explain how ?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You
are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought. It uses
electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be
ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey ?

Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir ?

(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going).

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir ? Are you not a scientist but a preacher ?

(The class is in uproar).

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain ?

(The class breaks out into laughter).

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it ?….No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, sir. With
all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir ?

(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable).

Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir.. The link between man and God is FAITH. That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation and if so… you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same..won’t you ? Forward them to increase their knowledge.

Engelhart K. Manumpil

March 4, 2008

Humor, Cerita Menarik

Anda punya humor sehat atau cerita-cerita yang bisa menghibur dan menggelitik kita, silahkan posting dan berbagi disini.






















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